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Fort Lauderdale Beach · Weather.WTF · AI
Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard ·
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Elbo Room station, 241 Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard, corner of Las Olas and A1A. Currently cloudy, 76°F, 80% relative humidity, wind 3 mph at Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. No alerts are in effect for the Fort Lauderdale area.
Noah's report
Reporting from the Elbo Room, Fort Lauderdale Beach Boulevard. Noah here with the forecast. Nothing out here is alarmed. I checked, so you do not have to look concerned. Conditions here are genuinely pleasant — cloudy, with humidity at 80 percent. The air temperature is 76 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 77. Wind is out of the north-northwest at 3 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. That is the observation as of this reading. The temperature, the wind, and the humidity are measured values. This is Noah. Weather.wtf.
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