Near-perfect conditions in Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room
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Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room ·
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Currently partly cloudy, 83°F, 81% relative humidity, wind 8 mph, sea surface 87°F, wave height 1.3 ft in Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room.
No hazardous weather is in effect at Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room. The numbers are the observation. The assignment is the joke.
Noah's report
Noa here for Weather dot wtf, and I am coming to you live from Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room. Conditions here are genuinely pleasant — partly cloudy, with humidity at 81 percent. The air temperature is 83 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 91. Wind is out of the north at 8 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. Sea surface temperature is 87 degrees Fahrenheit. Wave height is running 1.3 feet at a 9 second period. The station has assured me this is a normal amount of water for a live shot. Conditions are being recorded continuously at Fort Lauderdale Beach, in front of the Elbo Room, and we will have updated numbers for you in the next segment. Back to you in the studio — Noa, Weather dot wtf.
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Benign conditions with no hazard to people — the ideal comedic episode.