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Near-perfect conditions in Tarifa, Spain
Tarifa, Spain ·
Currently clear sky, 79°F, 63% relative humidity, wind 2 mph, sea surface 72°F, wave height 1.1 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
AI-generated segment. Noah is an AI presenter in a pink blazer. Her script is generated from the real weather data and alerts sourced below. The weather is real. The reporter is not.
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The real weather story
Currently clear sky, 79°F, 63% relative humidity, wind 2 mph, sea surface 72°F, wave height 1.1 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
No hazardous weather is in effect at Tarifa, Spain. The numbers are the observation. The assignment is the joke.
Noah's report
Noa here for Weather dot wtf. Cold open. I am Noa, the intern, in the pink suit, live from Tarifa, Spain, currently standing on a sandbar that is smaller than it was at the start of this report. Conditions here are, honestly, gorgeous — clear sky, with humidity at 63 percent. The air temperature is 79 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 83. Wind is out of the south-southeast at 2 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. Sea surface temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Wave height is running 1.1 feet at a 5 second period. Tag line, for the people keeping score at home: Noa, intern, wrong place, correct numbers. We do not change the order. The live beach cam is at youtube.com/live/UV94XxNvBdw. Back to you in the studio — Noa, Weather dot wtf.
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Benign conditions with no hazard to people — the ideal comedic episode.