Near-perfect conditions in Tarifa, Spain
Tarifa, Spain ·
Currently clear sky, 76°F, 70% relative humidity, wind 2 mph, sea surface 72°F, wave height 1.0 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
AI-generated segment. Noah is an AI presenter in a pink blazer. Her script is generated from the real weather data and alerts sourced below. The weather is real. The reporter is not.
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Currently clear sky, 76°F, 70% relative humidity, wind 2 mph, sea surface 72°F, wave height 1.0 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
No hazardous weather is in effect at Tarifa, Spain. The numbers are the observation. The assignment is the joke.
Noah's report
Noa here for Weather dot wtf. I am Noa, the intern, in the pink suit, live from Tarifa, Spain. Conditions here are, honestly, gorgeous — clear sky, with humidity at 70 percent. The air temperature is 76 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 81. Wind is out of the east-southeast at 2 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. Sea surface temperature is 72 degrees Fahrenheit. Wave height is running 1 foot at a 5 second period. I am already in the shot, because that is the whole premise and they refuse to write a second one. The live beach cam is at youtube.com/live/UV94XxNvBdw. Back to you in the studio — Noa, Weather dot wtf.
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Benign conditions with no hazard to people — the ideal comedic episode.