Near-perfect conditions in Tarifa, Spain
Tarifa, Spain ·
Currently partly cloudy, 73°F, 91% relative humidity, wind 6 mph, sea surface 71°F, wave height 1.7 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
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Currently partly cloudy, 73°F, 91% relative humidity, wind 6 mph, sea surface 71°F, wave height 1.7 ft in Tarifa, Spain.
No hazardous weather is in effect at Tarifa, Spain. The numbers are the observation. The assignment is the joke.
Noah's report
Noa here for Weather dot wtf, and I am coming to you live from Tarifa, Spain, currently standing on a paddleboard that will not stay still. Conditions here are genuinely pleasant — partly cloudy, with humidity at 91 percent. The air temperature is 73 degrees Fahrenheit, though with the humidity it is feeling closer to 78. Wind is out of the east at 6 miles per hour — light enough that if it backs onshore this afternoon, it is the sort of flow that can set up a sea-breeze boundary inland. Sea surface temperature is 71 degrees Fahrenheit. Wave height is running 1.7 feet at a 5 second period. I have been asked to note that my umbrella is no longer with us. Conditions are being recorded continuously at Tarifa, Spain, and we will have updated numbers for you in the next segment. Back to you in the studio — Noa, Weather dot wtf.
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Benign conditions with no hazard to people — the ideal comedic episode.